First Ever Naked European Football Championships

Female players show off their ball skills at the first-ever unclad European Championships.

There were more curves than a Beckham free-kick and more b**bs than England’s U-21 flops as teams from across the Continent gathered and got their kit off at the tournament in Germany.

There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin’s Palais am Funkturm.