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4 Apr 2013

Confession: “I Am 24 And I Have Aborted 8 Times For The General Manager Of A Popular Radio Station”

It was one bright Friday morning at Finniky Restaurant, where we were having our jaw-jaw over the many activities of Reality Entertainment, publishers of your darling newspaper, Airwaves Watch.

At first, I did not know if it was the face of the Editor-in-Chief, Kazeem Popoola, or the name, which one of the familiar faces around shouted aloud that caught the attention of this pretty lady, who sat at the far corner of the restaurant.

Russian Billionaire Plans To Make Humans Immortal By 2045



A Russian billionaire has unveiled plans to make humans immortal by converting them into 

“Terminator-style” cyborgs – a creature that’s part human and part machine – within the next three decades.

Thirty two-year-old mogul, Dmitry Itskov has been pushing the project forward since 2011 when he founded the 2045 Initiative.

I Have A Man In My Life, Lesbians Should Stop Texting And Pinging Me---Nollywood Actres



She is well known in Nollywood most especially in the Yoruba genre. This single mother, who floated a foundation a while ago, Pinkies Foundations, Iyabo Ojo, has been having issues with lesbians who have become a pain in the neck for her. 

When she was asked what her reaction was on the Pinkie Foundation that’s believed to be a group founded for lesbians she said “A lot of people had different impressions about when we started, because of the name, the sexy Pink Ladies. 

3 Apr 2013

Deputy Governor Funmilayo Olayinka Of Ekiti Sick With Cancer


Several government sources in Ekiti State have confirmed to SaharaReporters that Deputy Governor Funmilayo Olayinka

is seriously sick. Two of the sources told SaharaReporters that Mrs. Olayinka has been diagnosed with breast cancer. 

The deputy governor’s prolonged absence from public events had fueled rumors that she had passed away. However, when a correspondent of SaharaReporters sent a text to Governor Fayemi of Ekiti four days ago inquiring about speculations of his deputy’s death, the governor wrote back denying the rumors. In his text, Mr. Fayemi stated that Mrs. Olayinka was alive. 

WWII bomb found near Berlin’s main train station



BERLIN (AFP) – An unexploded World War II bomb has been unearthed near Berlin’s main train station, risking possible disruptions to rail and road traffic, authorities said Wednesday
 “The bomb was found yesterday afternoon on property belonging to the rail company,” a police spokesman told AFP, adding that the 100-kilogramme (220-pound) explosive was dropped by the Allies during the Second World War.

The site lies about 1.5 kilometres (0.9 miles) north of the main train station and the spokesman said police were still determining how to re-route road traffic around the area.


Government to Turn National Theatre Into Hotel



National Theatre - A Lagos landmark is set for a new status – if the Federal Government succeeds in its plan to find another use for it. The 37-year-old National Theatre in Iganmu, Lagos Mainland is to be converted into a five-star hotel.

Minister of Tourism, Culture and National Orientation Edem Duke has given a two-week quit notice to Federal Government agencies at the facility. Some of the agencies are National Council for Arts and Culture; Nigeria Gallery of Arts; National Troupe of Nigeria and an unnamed agency.

Glo X-FACTOR LAUNCH



L Marshall, Funke Akindele, Phyno, Jimmy Jatt, DJ Humility, Ini Edo, Desmond Elliot and more at the Glo X-Factor launch held at The Get Arena in Lagos

Different Text Messages I Saw On My Wife's Phone



Request from a reader:

It all happen that i got married to my wife about 8 yrs ago and we have two kids. I provide all necessary things at home both for her and my kids. Am an accountant and she is a nurse. Things seems to be going on fine between the two of us until early last year 2012 when her work roster which i am conversant with started changing. She now comes in anytime she likes and party a lot. Most funny thing i noticed is that each time she is at home, she's glued to her phone, she either be calling or testing at every given time. I became furious and suspicious. I set a plan to have access to her phone. I eventually succeeded and behold what i found was disgusting and unbelievable. some of the messages reads:

Federal Government set to scrap NECO, cancels UTME



Federal Government has concluded arrangements to scrap the National Examination Council. Plans have also been concluded to cancel the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination being conducted by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board for applicants into the nation’s tertiary institutions.
JAMB will however not be scrapped.

The government’s decisions, which would be made public soon via a White Paper, are based on the recommendations of the Stephen Oronsaye-led Presidential Committee on the Rationalisation and Restructuring of Federal Government Parastatals, Commissions and Agencies.

Turkish Millionaire Exhibits Prayer Beads Worth N15bn In Abu Dhabi



B. Serdar Neziroglu shows black diamond prayer beads worth 60,000 dollars


A Turkish millionaire businessman who claims to have the largest collection of prayer beads worth $100 million (N15.85b) has chosen Abu Dhabi for the first public exhibition-c*m-sale of his rare items.

About 66 famous Turkish artists have taken six to eight months to create each string of hand-made beads that reflect the Ottoman civilisation, Berat Serdar Neziroglu, 55, told newsmen.

Cossy Orjiakor’s New Look


By now, you should be used to Cossy’s idea of fashion and nude exposure. 

Her new look don’t look bad at all. 

Though it might be hard for anything to completely cover her assets.

What do u think?

2 Apr 2013

Michael Jackson's family law suit against AEG begins



Jury selection began on Tuesday for a long-awaited trial in which Michael Jackson's mother is seeking billions of dollars from tour promoters she blames for her son's 2009 death. 
Katherine Jackson, 82, accuses AEG Live of negligently hiring doctor Conrad Murray to look after her son as he rehearsed in Los Angeles for a doomed series of London shows. 

Murray, jailed after being convicted of involuntary manslaughter in 2011 for giving the singer an overdose of the drug Propofol, could be called to testify, although he may refuse to do so. 

Samoa Airline To Charge Overweight Passengers More



Samoa Air has become the world's first airline to implement "pay as you weigh" flights, meaning overweight passengers pay more for their seats.

"This is the fairest way of travelling," chief executive of Samoa Air, Chris Langton said.

Nollywood Actor Jim Iyke To Get Married In October?


That's what Jim Iyke told FlytimeTv while being interviewed at the Dubai International Airport, during Tuface's wedding weekend.

Jim Iyke reportedly disclosed his marital plans and said:

"I will be getting married in October and when I'm done with preparations, I will invite you".

When he was asked who the lucky bride was, Jim said:
"I am granting no interview on my private life right now but will give you the full gist when the time is right"
Could it be Nadia as seen in above photo?

I Miss D’Banj – Don Jazzy Confesses



The split between two former co-label owners of Mohits Records; D’Banj and Don Jazzy, will be a year old in few weeks time. Their going-apart is still one of the most talked about in the Nigerian music industry.

Even almost a year after, people still talk about their split like it happened yesterday. Both parties have floated their own music labels: Mavin Records and DB Records; Don Jazzy and D’Banj respectively and have moved on with their lives.

MyOgaAtTheTop (Mr Shem) Has Finally Been Sacked



Nigeria Security and Civil Defense Corps, NSCDC, has finally removed Mr. Obafaiye Shem, the man who postulated the “my oga at the top” mantra, as commandant of Lagos State Command.

Newsmen gathered that the Commandant General, Dr. Olu Abolurin, who was in Lagos over the killing of two of his officers by some policemen, introduced the new Commandant.

Explosion Rocks MR BIGGS Karu-Abuja



The residents of Karu, a satellite town of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) who were in the mood of Easter Celebration, were thrown into pandemonium on Monday evening, when an explosion suspected to be from a waste can rocked an empty and undeveloped plot of land behind the MR. BIGGS franchise in the area.

Some eye witnesses said the impact of the explosion was felt very far away from the Karu Motor Park “Round About” where it took place.The explosion, which is said to have occurred around 4.35pm rattled passers by and shattered the glass windows of nearby buildings, especially that of Karu Shopping Complex housing MR.BIGGS.

Kemi Olunloyo - Your Husbands Are Mailing Me All Day Trying To Get Into My Bedroom



Kemi Olunloyo speaks.
 
Nigerian women cease to amaze me when they LIKE my page and their sagging fake boobs cannot be posted on Facebook and yet they come here calling me names. I Kill them with success and bury them with a smile. Your husbands are e-mailing me all day trying to get into my bedroom. Door's open, only thing in there will be my bed and my TALKING VIBRATOR! Go play with your USED TOYS!